The Best One Liners Perfect for Your Topsail Beach House


The Best One Liners Perfect for Your Topsail Beach House | Century 21


If you've got beach sand stuck in your soul, then this is the post for you. We've got some of the cutest and funniest beach one-liners and beach home decor items perfect for your Topsail beach house—and every kind of beach lover. You're going to want to add these to your collection of beach sayings and find a place for them in your home. 


Don't make me slap you with my flip flops wooden sign | Century 21 Action Topsail Realty

For the Flip Flop Lovers

You really don't want to get slapped with a flip flop. It hurts! But it's good to let people know who they're dealing with... 

Beach please stemless wine glasses | Century 21 Action Topsail Realty

For All the Beaches

Beach, please. Yes, please! We love these stemless wine glasses so much and they'd be perfect for your home.

I'm outdoorsy: I like to drink on boats decorative pillow  | Century 21 Topsail Action Realty

For the Outdoorsy Type

We love the outdoors, do you? It's best enjoyed while sipping an adult beverage on your favorite ocean vessel. 

All she does is beach, beach, beach sign  | Century 21 Action Topsail Realty

For Those Who Love to Beach

All she does is beach, beach, beach. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Beach bum in training wooden decorative sign | Century 21 Action Topsail Realty

For the Aspiring Beach Bums

Climbing the corporate ladder is overrated. Becoming a beach bum is looking better and better each day...

How to have a beach body: Go to the beach keychain | Century 21 Action Topsail Realty

For the Beach Fitness Fanatics 

What's the secret to having a beach body? Going to the beach, of course. Simple as that. 

Soul of mermaid, mouth of a sailor  | Century 21 Action Topsail Realty

For Those with a Sailor's Mouth

If you have the sweet soul a mermaid and the salty mouth of a sailor, then this is the perfect addition to your home.

This is my resting beach face, do not disturb mug | Century 21 Action Topsail Realty

For Those with Resting Beach Face

What's wrong, you ask? Absolutely nothing! I'm just sitting here taking in all the coastal beauty. Please do not disturb!


These are just a few of our many favorite beach one liners. What's yours? We'd love to do a follow-up post and include yours on our list! Our comment section is always open and we'd love to hear from you!


The Best One Liners Perfect for Your Topsail Beach House | Century 21

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You'll also see some more awesome one liners and fun beach decor that you'll want for your Topsail beach home. Happy shopping! 



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